Wednesday, April 3, 2013

SOUL BONER!!!!!

Yesterday was a bleh day. Sometimes you just have days like that. I did some work - hated everything I did and have already started re-writing it - and tried to spend some time with my lady friends I'm producing this short film, Uggs For Gaza, with, but I wasn't great company.  I blame my horoscope entirely. It predicted I would be impotent and unable to express myself.

I don't like being impotent.  Yesterday I needed Viagra for the soul.

Do they make that? And if they do, does it cause heart palpitations and cardiac arrest in exchange for a soul boner?

Because maybe I don't want a soul boner that badly.

Soul boners aside (or astride), today was better. I got more work done and I had a real laughing jag over my coining of the term 'soul boner' - although I'm sure someone else has already coined it and I'm just riding coattails. 

Still, today is a minor bleh day, as well. Not that I blame my horoscope. Today it said I would have peace of mind. So, there's that, at least.

SOUL BONER!!!!!


15 comments:

  1. LOL I'm still not sure what a soul boner is!

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  2. If your soul boner lasts longer than four hours, consult a theologian.

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  3. It happens to everybody at one time or another. You're just nervous .;-)

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  4. Laughing a bit maniacally at trying to picture a soul boner. Haha

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  5. Some common side effects of 'Soul Viagra' may include: headache, flushing of the face, sneezing, indigestion and prolonged 'soul' erections. Should such an erection occur, crawl under the brown comforter that leaks feathers and 'take care of it,' repeatedly.

    A less common side effect that may also occur is 'photophobia.' The fear of your 'Soul Boner' protruding unnaturally and being noticed in public. If this should occur, try covering it with a book or perhaps papal robe.

    And lastly, you may also experience a change in vision, such as but not limited to blurry vision, light sensitivity and a 'tinge of vision with a blue color.' The latter causing your 'Soul Boner' to become temporarily congested. The condition, also known as 'Blue Soul Balls,' can be remedied by gently massaging the soul and releasing the build up through a process called 'Soul Ejaculation.' For this process, you may also want to keep a large box of tissues next to your bed.

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  6. I always assumed chocolate was Viagra for the soul.

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  7. I like you. You're a classy lady.

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  8. I think Kim Jong-un has got a
    Seoul boner.
    Maybe there should be an 'Uggs for Seoul'
    charity?-)
    Kim Jong-un needs to give his Pyongyang a rest and stop threatening the rest of the world with it,I think.

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  9. A Soul Boner... I like it! Haha you should use that word in your new book. See what awesome reactions you get from your readers :)

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  10. All boners aside, did you get your peace of mind?

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  11. Impotent and unable to express myself...I feel like that almost every time I'm out in public. Let me know if you hear of any developments on this soul viagra. I think you could have a good idea there...

    :)

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  12. Amber I tried to catch you at the PWW dinner to talk about a convention and couldn't find a time I didn't bother the people visiting with you. I'd love to talk to about an event in September.

    Sorry to post here but I emailed your agent from PM and I'm afraid I might end up in his query box:(

    Lisareneejones@gmail.com
    or my agent
    lfury@lperkinsagency.com
    www.lisareneejones.com

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  13. Hi Amber...(Sorry to post this here) I would really like to interview you for my radio show and the website I write for Following the Nerd...I recently interviewed Nicholas Brendon and would love to follow up with your good self. Could you please contact me on this email address (ritascott80@gmail.com)if you are interested. Thanking you. Rita Scott

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  14. Ugh, sounds downright ungood - the boner and impotent talk - Yikes (sorry I am stuck in office looking out a parking lot - on this beautiful day). Just wanted to say my GF Heather dragged me to your team panel talks at the C2E2. We sat at the door as to escape - but ended up moving front and center. You guys were awesome and funny! Look forward to reading your books! Regards Vince (and Heather)

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